Some More TP jokes

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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"U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or Wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter Speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut