What's that you said? Inflation? Nonsense.
Guess who just got a pay hike? No silly, it's not anyone at infoAnalytica. Not even a film star. Na na, not our 'monkey'-business cricketers either. It's none other than our very own President Shrimati Pratibha Patil.
Yes, the Indian President's salary has been hiked to Rs. 1,00,000/- a month. Yes, that's One Lakh Indian Rupees. Why? Well, for being the first woman president, for being the pride of Maharashtra, for being able to talk to spirits ityaadi ityaadi.
And wait, even cabinet ministers have got a raise. Their salaries will now be Rs. 65,000/- a month!!
To make matters clearer, Lalu Prasad Yadav, Ram Vilas Paswan, Sharad Pawar, Shankersinh Vaghela, Arjun Singh and the whole joker gang draws 65,000 rupees a month as salary.
Ab itne se paiso mei kya aayega aaj ke zamane mei? Bas ek chartered plane, kuchh karodo ki zameen, char-paanch aalishan bungley, ek darjan gaadiyan, saal ki 25 videsh yatrayein aur phir thoda sa mewa. Bas? Mantri mohoday kitna saral jeevan jeete hai!
And I'm sure this would probably have been the only decision the entire parliament would have probably taken unanimously without any mat-bhed in what, the last twenty years???
Read the complete news story here
Yes, the Indian President's salary has been hiked to Rs. 1,00,000/- a month. Yes, that's One Lakh Indian Rupees. Why? Well, for being the first woman president, for being the pride of Maharashtra, for being able to talk to spirits ityaadi ityaadi.
And wait, even cabinet ministers have got a raise. Their salaries will now be Rs. 65,000/- a month!!
To make matters clearer, Lalu Prasad Yadav, Ram Vilas Paswan, Sharad Pawar, Shankersinh Vaghela, Arjun Singh and the whole joker gang draws 65,000 rupees a month as salary.
Ab itne se paiso mei kya aayega aaj ke zamane mei? Bas ek chartered plane, kuchh karodo ki zameen, char-paanch aalishan bungley, ek darjan gaadiyan, saal ki 25 videsh yatrayein aur phir thoda sa mewa. Bas? Mantri mohoday kitna saral jeevan jeete hai!
And I'm sure this would probably have been the only decision the entire parliament would have probably taken unanimously without any mat-bhed in what, the last twenty years???
Read the complete news story here



5 Comments:
At January 10, 2008 6:18 AM ,
~:Dennis:~ said...
Now this is one hell of a salary for wearing kurta paejama and doing nothing for the country........i want a job like that.....by the way do they pay tax?
At January 10, 2008 6:35 AM ,
Freya said...
A salary hike!! Double!! so where do I upload my resume…!!! …!!!....
At January 10, 2008 9:34 PM ,
Siddhi said...
increment without performance! badhiya hai...
At January 11, 2008 6:10 AM ,
Vishwa said...
She doesn't really talk to spirits, right? otherwise it'd be so amazingly cool! also, isn't the word 'rashtrapati' sexist? you obviously cannot call her 'rashtrapatni'. and if you continue to address her as 'rashtrapati' it is just wrong!
i'm sorry,what was your post about again? price hike? rright. i digress, typically.
At January 11, 2008 10:07 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Sigh, poor Kalam.. missed it by just a coupla months! :P
@ Vishwa, it's pay hike, not price hike! :-) muah!
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