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It all started when the queen of England was having a stroll in her garden. Some jerk (fortunately nobody could detect who he was) threw a banana peel that landed straight on the queen's head. She watched a butler rushing towards her. In order to avoid embarrassment, she told the butler that she was following the latest fashion... होना क्या था... butler भइया ने बात पकड ली। He couldn't keep himself from following the latest trend so he placed a banana peel on his head too. Soon other butlers and maids caught up as well.
Other people who lived nearby found the trend cool and joined in. The cult spread across the U.K. People were seen all around with banana skins of all sizes and colors on their heads. Ladies preferred pink and multi colored banana skins while boys were crazy about blue ones. Youngsters began wearing black banana skin with spikes. From small children to oldies everybody was going bananas after bananas. The banana skin fashion spread to the U.S. and from the U.S., across the world. Hollywood actors started wearing diamond studded banana skins which was copied later on by bollywood film stars. Top names from the fashion world started organizing fashion shows on banana peels. (Imagine models wearing banana skins all over...sheeshhh some dirty thought)
Banana production became a billion dollar industry. Banana prices attained an all time high. Huge MNCs started investing in banana plantations. Firms started predicting the future of the banana industry and its effects on a country's overall economy. The competition tightened. Mergers and acquisitions intensified. Even India couldn't remain out of the loop. Our company pioneered the bananalysis of the banana industry and was renamed as 'Bananalytica'!!!
Don't blame me. I warned you the content was stupid!
It all started when the queen of England was having a stroll in her garden. Some jerk (fortunately nobody could detect who he was) threw a banana peel that landed straight on the queen's head. She watched a butler rushing towards her. In order to avoid embarrassment, she told the butler that she was following the latest fashion... होना क्या था... butler भइया ने बात पकड ली। He couldn't keep himself from following the latest trend so he placed a banana peel on his head too. Soon other butlers and maids caught up as well.
Other people who lived nearby found the trend cool and joined in. The cult spread across the U.K. People were seen all around with banana skins of all sizes and colors on their heads. Ladies preferred pink and multi colored banana skins while boys were crazy about blue ones. Youngsters began wearing black banana skin with spikes. From small children to oldies everybody was going bananas after bananas. The banana skin fashion spread to the U.S. and from the U.S., across the world. Hollywood actors started wearing diamond studded banana skins which was copied later on by bollywood film stars. Top names from the fashion world started organizing fashion shows on banana peels. (Imagine models wearing banana skins all over...sheeshhh some dirty thought)
Banana production became a billion dollar industry. Banana prices attained an all time high. Huge MNCs started investing in banana plantations. Firms started predicting the future of the banana industry and its effects on a country's overall economy. The competition tightened. Mergers and acquisitions intensified. Even India couldn't remain out of the loop. Our company pioneered the bananalysis of the banana industry and was renamed as 'Bananalytica'!!!
Don't blame me. I warned you the content was stupid!
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